Create an ultrafunk montagem track with distorted, punchy drums, fast shuffled hi-hats, dirty sub-heavy basslines, and chopped, glitchy vocal stabs. Layer in metallic percussive hits, eerie atmospheric pads, and experimental glitch effects for a futuristic, underground baile funk vibe. The rhythm should be tight, bouncy, and aggressive with swing-heavy percussion loops. Add sharp FX risers, vocal chops, and percussive stingers at every [5 seconds] to perfectly sync with picture transitions in a reel. Keep the mood dark, experimental, and loaded with raw ultrafunk energy