Produce a neoclassical vampiric metal piano instrumental in the key of D minor, incorporating intricate piano arpeggios and haunting melodies. Infuse the track with a blend of gothic and cute vibes through the use of dissonant chords and eerie harmonies. Integrate hip-hop style drum patterns and kicks to add a modern edge to the overall composition. Capture a sense of darkness and mystery while maintaining a playful and zesty undertone throughout the piece.