🎵 "Itchy Butt (Pink Eye Surprise)" 🎵 (Comedy Pop / Ukulele Beat) [Verse 1] I was sittin’ on the couch just scratchin’ my rear, Didn’t know the danger was lurkin’ so near! Thought it was a tickle, just a harmless twitch, But my itchy little butt pulled a devious switch! [Pre-Chorus] Didn’t wash my hands — that’s a rookie mistake, Rubbed my eyes once — now they’re startin’ to ache! Friends lookin’ weird, yeah, they know what I did, Now they’re all runnin’ from the pink-eye kid! [Chorus] 🎶 Itchy butt, givin’ pink eyes ‘round the town, Spreading stink fingers when you’re scratchin’ down. Wash your hands or beware the doom, That stanky little booty brings a fart-cloud gloom! 🎶 [Verse 2] I gave my buddy Steve a high five (oops), Now he’s got the stink in both his eye loops. My mom said “Boy, what’s that smell?” Told her it’s the dog — but she could tell. [Bridge – Rap Style] Yo, don’t point the finger if the finger’s not clean, That booty bacteria’s a pink-eye machine! Wipe it right, wash it tight, be polite — Or you’ll spread the stink with a touch in the night! 😱 [Final Chorus – Big Group Singalong] 🎶 Itchy butt, givin’ pink eyes left and right, Passin’ out the stank like a fart-powered fright. Soap is your friend, wipes are your crew, Or your eyeballs’ll look like a zombie flu! 🎶 [Outro – Spoken, silly voice] “Remember kids… wipe twice, wash thrice… and never trust a scratchy booty.” Poof! Fart noise