Rap these lyrics: My blood runs green, nose like a string bean. I got terminal 7, bald head like Mr. Clean. Not a man, not machine, but maybe something between. What I know for certain's that I like to be mean. I'm the creepy motherfucker in the artists depictions cuz' I'm built like Mike Wazowski with a steroid addiction. I'm the result of bad decisions, you can do the addition. Allow me to break it down, I'll explain our divisions. I'm the green man, nice to meet you. Don't come near me, I might eat you. I'll be transparent, call that see through. If you could be me, you wont be you. Your whole squad wanna delete you. Mirrors shatter when they see you. These are all the little reasons why the ladies won't go near you. You're a failure in the flesh, I'm a walking success. Seeing how much I got would make Jeff Bezos depressed. I love my life, its the best. Being green and smoking meth. The shit I do for fun would bring a man to his death. People ask me why I always got a grin on my face. I tell them to step in my shoes, put yourself in my place. You're a freak of fucking nature, you're a fucking disgrace. Built different, born twisted, still winning the race. (CHORUS) x2 Whatchu gon do when the Green man knock down the door? Run the cash, get the fuck on the floor! He'll gut you if you scream, don't find out if he wont Sit still, dont spill, Green man gets his dough. Even though I got no hair, I got looks you can't compare but in case you weren't aware, I ain't nobody's teddy bear Ladies often stop and stare, wink at me and twirl they hair: "He's so cute, and tall and handsome. Wish he were my man! That's not fair!" Green Man lives loud, outta mind, outta spite. His temper's like a bomb that's about to ignite Sometime's his guilty conscience starts looking for a fight Something deep inside want's to make his wrongs right 👁️ Green Man:** "Who the hell are you? Why you in my head?" 🧠 Other Voice: "I'm the part you buried deep — under filth and dread. I’m the itch in your brain when you wake half-dead, The whisper that said: ‘Wear Crocs to the feds.’” 👁️ Green Man: “You sound insane—like me on a worse day.” 🧠 Other Voice: “Don’t blame me, you drank bleach at your birthday.” "You scream in public ‘cause you like the display. You once bit a mime just to ruin his play.” 👁️ Green Man: “Damn...that was kind of a good one though.” 🧠 Other Voice: “You cried while flexin’ in the snow with no clothes. You’re a joke in a trench coat full of broken prose— But I’m the punchline, bitch, and everyone knows.” Haters come out they parent's basement for my gold and glitter. But that shit don't bother me cuz' Shrek and Hulk are my griggas.