(Verse 1) Poontang Heaven, North Korea, Drinking rice wine, catching gonorrhea. Childhood memories, missiles in the breeze, Playing Minesweeper in the DRC. (Chorus) Oh, we all goon for Kim Jong-Un, In Pyongyang, under the sun. North Korea, all hail the leader, Oh, we all goon for Kim Jong-Un. (Verse 2) Met a girl, tried to turn her, But it was too late, and she got externered. She didn’t care for the big parade, Now she’s gone, left with the charade. (Chorus) Oh, we all goon for Kim Jong-Un, In Pyongyang, under the sun. North Korea, all hail the leader, Oh, we all goon for Kim Jong-Un. (Verse 3) Missiles soaring through the sky, Leaders laughing as they fly high. In this land where the winds blow free, Where the dictator’s the only decree. (Chorus) Oh, we all goon for Kim Jong-Un, In Pyongyang, under the sun. North Korea, all hail the leader, Oh, we all goon for Kim Jong-Un.