have spongebob sing these lyrics, to the tune of frosty the snowman" Frosty the Crackhead, was a drunken coked up soul, With a crack pipe, battered nose, and two kilos made of coke Frosty the Crackhead, did cocaine, so they say. He was made of blow, but the children know his eye did grow that day. There must have been some magic in that old stimulant they found, For when they placed it in his nose, he began to dance around! Oh, Frosty, the Crackhead, was drunk as he could be; and with the alcohol he could drink and drive, His liver would go away. sippity sip, sip, sippity sip, sip look at Frosty drink. sippity sip, sip, sippity sip, sip, over the depressant. Frosty the Crackhead, began to spin a lot, so he said, "lets drink and we’ll have some booze before I drive away." Down to the dealer With an opioid in his hand Dropping fentanyl all around the square Saying "kill me if you can!" He did some fent and soon he went Right to the ground again And he only paused a moment when He heard his lungs go stop! Oh, Frosty the Crackhead Felt sleepy on his way But he waved goodbye, saying "Don't you cry, I'll deal drugs again someday." Frosty the crackhead, got addicted so they say With a cannabis pipe and lungs devoid And a cannabinoid one day Frosty the crackhead his life’s a living hell, They say he gave out “snow” but the children know How his sight gets worse each day There must have been some magic in That “dope” he got from ‘rope (Europe), For when he blew his tumours grew and He began to wheeze Oh, Frosty the crackhead Was crippled as could be And the children say he could hallucinate Just as you and me. "