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Dance of the Cybernetic Salesman

@max557

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Yeah yeah yeah yeah, I like to game, if I lose, I will burn this to flames I ain’t no one to blame, I am just that guy with no username, if it rains, ima play all day P digglet will lick you hard making you go bombard yeah, this is our song in our name, P Digglet WILL lick you HE SHOWERS OUR SOULS WITH INCREDIBLE DEALS AND WITH HEARTY PIPIS, OUR HEART HE SO STEALS NO FOOL WOULD BE GREATER THAN HE WHO DENIS THAT SPAMTON GIVE ME THE CHANCE TO EARN WILD PRIZE NOT A CIRCUS CLOWN, WHO’S MORE SICK THAN HE FUNNY A LOVABLE SALESMAN, WHO GIVE ME FREE MONEY YOU MAY ASK, WHO IS NEXT? YOU MAY ASK, WHO WILL BE? WHO WILL BE THE SECRET BOSS OF ADVENTURE NO 3? ME DON’T KNOWS. AND ME DON’T CARES! ME ONLY CARE ABOUT SPANETOM THE REST CAN GO UP IN THE AIRS!! [Please pay $4.99 to continue the poem.] SPAMTON, O, SPAMTON OF MY FRIENDS, YOU ARE THE BEST AN OBJECT, HEART SHAPED, PLEASE TAKE FROM MY CHEST I’LL GIVE YOU MY RICHES, I’LL GIVE YOU MY POORS KROMER SANDWICH I FEED YOU, LIKE MONEY-FILLED SOME MORES BLEUGH HONEST AND PERFECT, NO NEED TO REPENT I’LL GIVE YOU MY STUFF ‘TIL I DON’T HAVE A CENT AND WHEN I HAVE GIVEN, WITH NO MORE TO GIVE I’LL MAKE SURE HIS HATERS HAVE NOT LONG 2 LIVE I’LL SMASH MY TV WITH A BATTERING RAM (EMOTIONAL) I’LL KILL MY TV WITH A BATTERING RAM! I’LL BRUSH MY TV WITH MAYONNAISE AND SLIMES (MOVING) I’LL CRUSH MY TV FOR ITS HORRIBLE CRIMES! I DON’T NEED A TV ANYMORE! SPAMTON IS HERE, AND HE I ADORE!!!!!! I’LL DRESS IN THINE FACE, AND IN THINE COSTUME AND SMILE WHILE ODE TO YOUR GREATNESS I CROON I’LL LEND MY LIFE FORCE I’LL GIVE ALL MY POWER EVEN IF DOING, I DIE IN ONE HOUR IT’S ALL FOR THIS MESSAGE LISTEN FORTH TO MY PLEA PLAY SPAMTON WARS NOW, FREE ON PIPIS 3 PLAY SPAMTON WARS NOW, FREE ON PIPIS 3 PLAY SPAMTON, OF ALL MEN WHO EVER LIVED YOU ARE THE BEST MAY THE HYMN OF THE ANGEL SING THEE TO THY REST

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