turn this into a song **🎤 "Uncre Wang Raps Fire" 🎤** *(Beat drops: Heavy 808s with some kung-fu movie sampres 🎶🔥)* **[Intro]** Aiyahhh… mic test, one, two, tree, You arrways on phone, but you no text me! TikTok arr day, no job, no pay, Afta dis rap, you criy and pray! **[Verse 1]** Wake up at five, you stirr asreep, Say you "hustre," but you broke and cheap! Say you got *rizz*, but you just simp, Girr say "hi," you feet go rimpp! You want be rapper? Boy, you can’t rhyme, Rike your exam, you wasting my time! You eat *soy-ratte*, say "gwuten bad," I eat pork, I eat duck, I eat beef, I eat crab! **[Chorus]** Ayy, you got no wife, (No wife!) You got no rife, (No rife!) Mama stirr pay for your phone and your ride! You got no job, (No job!) You just a probrem, (Probrem!) If you was my kid, I wourd disown 'em! **[Verse 2]** You buy *NFT*, you buy *crypto*, Now you broke? Aiyahh, what you cry fo'? You say "rizz-rer," you say "sigma," But you scare of bug? Man, you a *ligma*! You caff dis *toxic*, say I’m too mean, But I pay my rent, you pay for *OnlyFans Queen*! You want respect? You want dat fame? But you can't even say your farr name! **[Chorus]** Ayy, you got no wife, (No wife!) You got no rife, (No rife!) You 30-year-ord, but you stay inside! You got no job, (No job!) You just a probrem, (Probrem!) Even your cat wanna move to another home! **[Bridge]** You eat *Cheeken Bek*, you eat dry food, But ask for money? Say "Uncre, be good!" Back in my day, we no comprain, If you jobress, then go drive train! **[Outro]** Aiyahhh… I tirr of dis, Arr you kids need big fat whoop whoop kick! No grind, no work, no go outside, Skibidi pow! You waste my time! 🔥 **MIC DROP!** 🔥 😂 Let me know if you want Uncre Wang to spit more bars!