PLEASE GIVE ME A TRACK, WITH THE BACKING TRACK OF MARIAH CAREY'S ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS YOU, WITH THE VOCALS BEING REPLACED BY THE GRUNTS AND MOANS OF A MAN WHO IS A JAPANESE MEME, WHO IS FAMOUS FOR SALINATING HIS TESTICLES, SHOVING A BUTTPLUG UP HIS ASS, AND SLAPPING HIS TESTICLES AGAINST HIS BUTTOCKS BEFORE EMPHATICALLY YELLING YAHOO!