**Verse 1** Yo, I’m the king of stats, call me the ANOVA ace, Breaking variance down, put the mean in its place. Regression lines tight, I predict the race, With my p-values low, I'm ahead of the pace. Got my chi-squared test, I'm checking the fit, Null hypothesis weak? Man, I’m rejecting it. Confidence interval wide, gotta tighten that bit, Standard error so small, you can’t mess with this wit. **Chorus** From the z-scores high to the t-tests low, I’m the statistician, let the data flow. Monte Carlo dreams and my R code clean, Living in a matrix where numbers are the scene. **Verse 2** Homogeneity? Better test with Levene, If it’s hetero, boy, you know I intervene. Two-way ANOVA, main effects on the screen, Interaction’s got drama like it’s Hollywood’s queen. Factor analysis? I rotate with Varimax, Find latent variables, slicing through the facts. Multicollinearity? Gotta get it off my back, VIF check, drop the redundant stack. **Chorus** From the z-scores high to the t-tests low, I’m the statistician, let the data flow. Monte Carlo dreams and my R code clean, Living in a matrix where numbers are the scene. **Bridge** Now bootstrap it up if the sample’s too lean, Bayesian priors flex, updating the scene. Correlation or causation? It’s a slippery theme, But my scatterplot’s tight, showing more than it seems. Big data, small n, doesn’t matter the size, Central Limit Theorem got me normal on the rise. Outliers beware, I’m trimming you down, With my histogram lit, I wear the stats crown. **Outro** So here’s to the nerds, running stats through the night, Illuminating truth in the data's bright light. When the world’s confused, we calculate and fight, 'Cause statisticians always make it right. 🎤 **Stats-mic drop** 🎤