[Verse] Nakat on the scene, balance game's a fright, Raven on his mind, can't sleep at night. Shaggy's OP knee, never nerfed enough, Harley's laughing loud, breaking stuff. [Chorus] NAKAT you phat blackie No wonder you have no daddy How the phuck is it that you mess up every single patch? (You can bet!) I'll find your dad and send a letter with your balls attached [Verse 2] Stripe’s a menace, popping off in every game, Powerpuff tyrants, we know you're to blame. Banana Guard’s a joke, slipping folks all day, Nakat in his chair, with minors he will play. [Chorus] NAKAT you phat blackie No wonder you have no daddy How the phuck is it that you mess up every single patch? (You can bet!) I'll find your dad and send a letter with your balls attached [Bridge] Jason’s here to play, he said it with a grin, But in this garbage game, Jason never wins. Characters too weak, time to give ‘em strength, Balance team confused, can’t go to lengths. [Spoken Interlude] NAKAT YOU PHAT BLACK LARD WHERE'S THE BALANCE PATCH NAKKER? IM GETTING PHUCKING HOMICIDAL YOU FAT BLACK MOTHERPHUCKER GONNA TO COMMIT ARSON AND LEAVE YOU CUT UP IN A BOX AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH OR MAYBE ILL TEAR YOUR ENTIRE BALANCE TEAM AND CUT OFF ALL THEIR COX ITS NOT LIKE THEY DO ANYTHING ALL DAY JERKING OFF FOR MONEY SHOULD BE MADE ILLEGAL I WONT STOP HATING ON YOU PHUCKERS UNTIL I KNOW YOU'RE DEAD AND BURIED AND SOMEHOW YOU GET NOMINATED FOR A GAME AWARD WHAT A PHUCKING JOKE JEFF YOU'RE NEXT I HAVE A LOT OF DIRECTIONLESS PENT UP AGGRESSION AND IM PUTTING IT TO GOOD USE BY TELLING YOU TO PLEASE KILL YOUR PHUCKING SELVES NOT A SINGLE ONE OF YOU SERVE ANY PURPOSE WHATSOEVER SO IF I EVER GET ANGRY ENOUGH TO RELEASE THIS SONG I HOPE YOU KNOW ITS GETTING A SEQUEL! [instrumental breakdown] [Verse 3] Raven’s scenes so grim, Nakat in a dream, Obsessing over shadows, missing the team. Promises so hollow, echoes in the night, Underpowered champs, left outta sight. [Chorus] NAKAT you fat blackie No wonder you have no daddy How the Phuck is it that you mess up every single patch? (You can bet!) I'll find your dad and send a letter with your balls attached [song ends with echoing reprisal of Spoken Interlude], Rap, Metal, Angry, Saxophone, Drums, Electric Bass, Electric Guitar, Piano, Fast,